When the toddler can open doors...

... you will find yourself sprinting across the house when you hear the front door open unexpectedly...
... you wonder what the strange splashing noise is that is coming from the hall bathroom...
... you sometimes end up with a thawed deep freezer freshly stocked with organic beef, fruit and veggies...
... and then, compelled by the cost of the now thawed items you begin to cook...
... at midnight...
... and you make a plan to go buy locks for the fridge and freezer doors the next day...
... sigh...